One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," she replied. "What does it say on the shirt?"
He yelled back, "
. " University of Michigan
"Use hot water , ½ box of Tide and 4 cups of bleach."